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dogwatch

When yelled means for all guys in the room to throw a net over the ugly and/or annoying bitch and bark a bunch of times while throwing her out of the party.
Dude, that chick is being a bitch we need her to leave

"Dogwatch"
by Trip Mcneally July 31, 2012
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dogwatch

activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness
they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 5, 2004
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dogwatch

A very short amount of time.
He was only home for a dogwatch before he was off again.
by Jonathan Face October 26, 2005
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Dogpatch

dogpatch, or "the patch" is a poor part of Kansas City, Mo.
located just south of Truman road at Blue Ridge blvd. it is a trailer park on the side of a steep hill.
A drug infested community.
The best dope in town is in dogpatch.
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010
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Dogpatch is a fictional town in the "Lil Abner" comic strip. The town was often referred to by its inhabitants and outsiders as being the most miserable and unnecessary place on Earth.

There is a neighborhood in Los Angeles (located in the city of Paramount) that is referred to as Dogpatch, probably because it is very poor and gang infested.
My homeboys live in Dogpatch, right next to Compton.
by Johnny Jinx May 2, 2006
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Dogwitch

A hilariously twisted comic churned out from the mind of Daniel Schaffer, following the life of "Screaming" Violet Grimm, a 21st century pagan witch/arcane adult movie maker banished to the Banewoods leaving her to her tales of bad sex, ravenous fans, stabbing people in the face, bondage voodoo among other delicious things.
If you like whorish gothsy chicks weilding chainsaws, gore, horribly disfigured dollies, gore, demonseks, AND surprisingly witty, hilarious and satirical dialogue, Dogwitch is worth a read.

Art is gorgeous, too, not to mention HOT!
by ItsOkayI'mADoctor October 19, 2010
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dogpatch

1: the hood
2: local cluster of neighbors
In the movie, FULL METAL JACKET, the dogpatch is the local Vietnamese village celebrating New Years.
by APdog December 29, 2005
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