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dogwatch 

When yelled means for all guys in the room to throw a net over the ugly and/or annoying bitch and bark a bunch of times while throwing her out of the party.
Dude, that chick is being a bitch we need her to leave

"Dogwatch"
dogwatch by Trip Mcneally July 31, 2012
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dogwatch 

activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness
they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch
dogwatch by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 5, 2004

dogwatch 

A very short amount of time.
He was only home for a dogwatch before he was off again.
dogwatch by Jonathan Face October 26, 2005
dogpatch, or "the patch" is a poor part of Kansas City, Mo.
located just south of Truman road at Blue Ridge blvd. it is a trailer park on the side of a steep hill.
A drug infested community.
The best dope in town is in dogpatch.
Dogpatch by shomesomethin July 12, 2010
Dogpatch is a fictional town in the "Lil Abner" comic strip. The town was often referred to by its inhabitants and outsiders as being the most miserable and unnecessary place on Earth.

There is a neighborhood in Los Angeles (located in the city of Paramount) that is referred to as Dogpatch, probably because it is very poor and gang infested.
My homeboys live in Dogpatch, right next to Compton.
dogpatch by Johnny Jinx May 2, 2006

Dogwitch 

A hilariously twisted comic churned out from the mind of Daniel Schaffer, following the life of "Screaming" Violet Grimm, a 21st century pagan witch/arcane adult movie maker banished to the Banewoods leaving her to her tales of bad sex, ravenous fans, stabbing people in the face, bondage voodoo among other delicious things.
If you like whorish gothsy chicks weilding chainsaws, gore, horribly disfigured dollies, gore, demonseks, AND surprisingly witty, hilarious and satirical dialogue, Dogwitch is worth a read.

Art is gorgeous, too, not to mention HOT!
Dogwitch by ItsOkayI'mADoctor October 19, 2010
1: the hood
2: local cluster of neighbors
In the movie, FULL METAL JACKET, the dogpatch is the local Vietnamese village celebrating New Years.
dogpatch by APdog December 29, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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