Definitions by nimbys_suck
spinny thing
(If you speak German you will or should know what this is already!)
Kannst du Deutsch dann hättest du wohl schon gewußt worum es hier geht, dir kőnnte ich keinen großeren Hinweis als dieser Satz bieten! ;) Verstehst du nun?!
A spider! A spinny thing is a spider!
(Eine Spinne!!! Ein spinnendes Ding! Ein spinnendes Spinneding!)
Makes sense dunnit? Its that horrific looking 8 legged arachnid thingie that spins webs and makes you scream when it crawls up your leg!
In German its 'die Spinne' pronunciation is (more or less) 'd spinny'.
Kannst du Deutsch dann hättest du wohl schon gewußt worum es hier geht, dir kőnnte ich keinen großeren Hinweis als dieser Satz bieten! ;) Verstehst du nun?!
A spider! A spinny thing is a spider!
(Eine Spinne!!! Ein spinnendes Ding! Ein spinnendes Spinneding!)
Makes sense dunnit? Its that horrific looking 8 legged arachnid thingie that spins webs and makes you scream when it crawls up your leg!
In German its 'die Spinne' pronunciation is (more or less) 'd spinny'.
1. I really hate those spinny things! Crush them any time I see a Spinny Thing!
2. The French calls their peanuts "l'arachide" look awfully like "l'arachnids" dunnit, an intentional pun (peanuts do taste and smell like spinny things except the spinny things are million times worse) :p
3. Spin goes the spinny thing spinny spin spin <stomp> the spinny' thing spins no more! Huge spinny thing that was!
4. The Germans called it a 'Spinne' from the beginning because that is what it is! It's only logical to call a Spinny Thing a 'Spinne' but if its up to me I would call it 'die Spinnendesache' or 'das Spinnendeding' ie 'the Spinny Thing' to make it complete!
2. The French calls their peanuts "l'arachide" look awfully like "l'arachnids" dunnit, an intentional pun (peanuts do taste and smell like spinny things except the spinny things are million times worse) :p
3. Spin goes the spinny thing spinny spin spin <stomp> the spinny' thing spins no more! Huge spinny thing that was!
4. The Germans called it a 'Spinne' from the beginning because that is what it is! It's only logical to call a Spinny Thing a 'Spinne' but if its up to me I would call it 'die Spinnendesache' or 'das Spinnendeding' ie 'the Spinny Thing' to make it complete!
spinny thing by nimbys_suck August 4, 2022
banushka
An extremely versatile word that can either be used:
(1) as cute name for a really cute cat that usually smells really good or,
(2) as a noun to refer to a really cute cat that usually smells really good or,
(3) both of the above
Especially when the cat is a orange fur DMH/Domestic Medium Hair Tabby. These Banushkas are so cute that you can't resist hugging and squeezing them until their eyes pop out and they become as flat as a piece of paper, and sniffing them so hard like a vacuum cleaner their fur starts to come off because they smell so good, sort of like flower dirt and purfume!
(1) as cute name for a really cute cat that usually smells really good or,
(2) as a noun to refer to a really cute cat that usually smells really good or,
(3) both of the above
Especially when the cat is a orange fur DMH/Domestic Medium Hair Tabby. These Banushkas are so cute that you can't resist hugging and squeezing them until their eyes pop out and they become as flat as a piece of paper, and sniffing them so hard like a vacuum cleaner their fur starts to come off because they smell so good, sort of like flower dirt and purfume!
1. Aww my Banushka my catton, he is sooo cute!!!
2. Listen to my Banushka mooooo like a cow!
3. I am so happy I bought this Banushka for only £90; I reckon its the best ninety-quid well spent!
4. No, Banushka is not related to Babushka, although I suppose you can have a Russian Banushka with Grand-Banushkies two generations down thus creating a Babushka Banushka xD
5. Omfg, I cannot believe that the word Banushka doesn't exist in any language at all!
2. Listen to my Banushka mooooo like a cow!
3. I am so happy I bought this Banushka for only £90; I reckon its the best ninety-quid well spent!
4. No, Banushka is not related to Babushka, although I suppose you can have a Russian Banushka with Grand-Banushkies two generations down thus creating a Babushka Banushka xD
5. Omfg, I cannot believe that the word Banushka doesn't exist in any language at all!
banushka by nimbys_suck March 3, 2022
Mark 1 Skytrain
The oldest most haunted stock on the Skytrain Network.
Versions:
- 1.100 {#1-56 > original
- 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s
- 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old
- 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction
Synonyms + Why:
- Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies
- Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying.
- Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens
- Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey!
- Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there)
- Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered
- Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed
Versions:
- 1.100 {#1-56 > original
- 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s
- 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old
- 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction
Synonyms + Why:
- Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies
- Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying.
- Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens
- Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey!
- Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there)
- Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered
- Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed
1) Avoid the Mark 1 Skytrain at all cost its better to wait for a M2 or 3, unless you are keen to experience sheer horror from paranormal activity! Ride if you dare, but don't say I didn't warn you if you see a spirit and it follows you home haunting you day and night appearing in your dreams, or even worse, getting stuck in a parallel dimension!
2) I call the Mark 1 Skytrains the Chicken Slaughter Pooey Booey Bouncing Crying Haunted trains i.e. CSPBBCH Trains. The CSPBBCH Skytrains have a personality of their own, having absorbed + charged up by all the emotions of the passengers over the decades, some good some of pure violence, suicide, death, and evil! This is how a lot of hauntings and poltergeists develop, some intelligent, some residual.
3) Stay off the Mark 1 Skytrains! I had nightmares of these trains where when I enter it was normal but it took me thru a wormhole and everyone dissapeared, the seats replaced with work tables and saws of a mobile poultry processing factory, blood and dead chicken carcasses were everywhere with the smell of death and decomposition, then horrific apparitions started appearing and I started to hear voices and evil laughter!
4) They should really cut the outhouse section off and covert it into outhouses when these ancient Mark 1 trains are retired.
5) They should start playing "poopie poopie poopie poo poopie boobie haunted poo" to announce the Mark 1's arrival to serve as a warning!
(Boobie Train and "Boo!" - yes, pun intended)
2) I call the Mark 1 Skytrains the Chicken Slaughter Pooey Booey Bouncing Crying Haunted trains i.e. CSPBBCH Trains. The CSPBBCH Skytrains have a personality of their own, having absorbed + charged up by all the emotions of the passengers over the decades, some good some of pure violence, suicide, death, and evil! This is how a lot of hauntings and poltergeists develop, some intelligent, some residual.
3) Stay off the Mark 1 Skytrains! I had nightmares of these trains where when I enter it was normal but it took me thru a wormhole and everyone dissapeared, the seats replaced with work tables and saws of a mobile poultry processing factory, blood and dead chicken carcasses were everywhere with the smell of death and decomposition, then horrific apparitions started appearing and I started to hear voices and evil laughter!
4) They should really cut the outhouse section off and covert it into outhouses when these ancient Mark 1 trains are retired.
5) They should start playing "poopie poopie poopie poo poopie boobie haunted poo" to announce the Mark 1's arrival to serve as a warning!
(Boobie Train and "Boo!" - yes, pun intended)
Mark 1 Skytrain by nimbys_suck December 9, 2021
pooey smell
The awful smell that lingers on any objects but especially your hand and or fingers if you accidently come into contact with poopie poo, and will not come off no matter how much you scrub and wash with soap and water! The poo molecules embed themselves into pores of your skin and under your finger nails. The smell will only reduce slightly after several thorough washes and will only dissapear completely after several days to a week depending on the severity of the infestation.
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
1. The poor chap on holiday in Vancouver unknowingly sat on the fold down seats in the front outhouse section of the poop poo train. Now all his clothes and hands have an aweful disgusting pooey smell.
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
pooey smell by nimbys_suck December 9, 2021
clickbang
1. Another way of saying Click Bank!
2. What ClickBank sounds like when the speaker has a Singaporean Accent..
2. What ClickBank sounds like when the speaker has a Singaporean Accent..
clickbang by nimbys_suck January 7, 2019
poop poo train
The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!
These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!
2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!
3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!
2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!
3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!
poop poo train by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018
CBT
Cigarette Beer Truck Man
If you like to smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and drive a truck especially a Ford 150 at the same time then you are a Cigarette Beer Truck Man!
German/Deutsch: ZBL Mann
Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann
Wenn du gerne rauchst, Bier geniesst, unheimliche Freude beim Lastwagen fahren hast (besonderes wenns um 'nen Ford F-150 geht) und du machst sehr oft was ich gerade gesagt habe, dann bist du einen Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann, so bezeichnest du dich mit dieser schöner Etikette!!!
If you like to smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and drive a truck especially a Ford 150 at the same time then you are a Cigarette Beer Truck Man!
German/Deutsch: ZBL Mann
Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann
Wenn du gerne rauchst, Bier geniesst, unheimliche Freude beim Lastwagen fahren hast (besonderes wenns um 'nen Ford F-150 geht) und du machst sehr oft was ich gerade gesagt habe, dann bist du einen Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann, so bezeichnest du dich mit dieser schöner Etikette!!!
CBT by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017