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isa server

Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration Server 2000

1. (n) The world's hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.

2. A Web/Firewall/Proxy server by Micro$oft designed to piss you and other IT professionals off.

3. The biggest fucking, ass ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of shit in the world.
Employees: I can't access the internet!
MIS Department: It's the ISA Server go blaim the ISA Server!
Employees: Is it that piece of shit acting up again?
MIS Department: Ja!
Employees: Hey guys! Why don't we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!
by nimbys_suck July 23, 2005
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poop poo train

The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!

These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!

2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!

3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!
by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018
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clickbang

1. Another way of saying Click Bank!
2. What ClickBank sounds like when the speaker has a Singaporean Accent..
Hello, I am an affiliate marketer from Singapore and I make monkeys using ClickBang!
by nimbys_suck January 7, 2019
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Telecharge

The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.
1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.

2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.
by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017
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CBT

Cigarette Beer Truck Man
If you like to smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and drive a truck especially a Ford 150 at the same time then you are a Cigarette Beer Truck Man!

German/Deutsch: ZBL Mann
Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann
Wenn du gerne rauchst, Bier geniesst, unheimliche Freude beim Lastwagen fahren hast (besonderes wenns um 'nen Ford F-150 geht) und du machst sehr oft was ich gerade gesagt habe, dann bist du einen Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann, so bezeichnest du dich mit dieser schöner Etikette!!!
Ach scheiße! Er ist der Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Man!

That stupid CBT Man!
by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017
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mooket

An upwards trending or bullish market, regardless of the financial instrument. It can be forex, stocks, options, futures etc... The bull is the cow of the market so whenever the market is going bull it is referred to a mooket.

If you make short position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bullback or the market going moo
If you make long position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bearback 'bare-backs'

These terms can be used to curse the market when your trade goes bad
I just made a short position on the EUR/USD but the market just turned into a mooket!!! Damn moo moos!!!!

I made a long position in the mooket but I keep getting bearbacked!!!!
by nimbys_suck January 6, 2017
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spinny thing

(If you speak German you will or should know what this is already!)
Kannst du Deutsch dann hättest du wohl schon gewußt worum es hier geht, dir kőnnte ich keinen großeren Hinweis als dieser Satz bieten! ;) Verstehst du nun?!

A spider! A spinny thing is a spider!

(Eine Spinne!!! Ein spinnendes Ding! Ein spinnendes Spinneding!)

Makes sense dunnit? Its that horrific looking 8 legged arachnid thingie that spins webs and makes you scream when it crawls up your leg!

In German its 'die Spinne' pronunciation is (more or less) 'd spinny'.
1. I really hate those spinny things! Crush them any time I see a Spinny Thing!

2. The French calls their peanuts "l'arachide" look awfully like "l'arachnids" dunnit, an intentional pun (peanuts do taste and smell like spinny things except the spinny things are million times worse) :p

3. Spin goes the spinny thing spinny spin spin <stomp> the spinny' thing spins no more! Huge spinny thing that was!

4. The Germans called it a 'Spinne' from the beginning because that is what it is! It's only logical to call a Spinny Thing a 'Spinne' but if its up to me I would call it 'die Spinnendesache' or 'das Spinnendeding' ie 'the Spinny Thing' to make it complete!
by nimbys_suck August 4, 2022
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