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isa server

Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration Server 2000

1. (n) The world's hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.

2. A Web/Firewall/Proxy server by Micro$oft designed to piss you and other IT professionals off.

3. The biggest fucking, ass ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of shit in the world.
Employees: I can't access the internet!
MIS Department: It's the ISA Server go blaim the ISA Server!
Employees: Is it that piece of shit acting up again?
MIS Department: Ja!
Employees: Hey guys! Why don't we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!
by nimbys_suck July 23, 2005
mugGet the isa servermug.

clickbang

1. Another way of saying Click Bank!
2. What ClickBank sounds like when the speaker has a Singaporean Accent..
Hello, I am an affiliate marketer from Singapore and I make monkeys using ClickBang!
by nimbys_suck January 7, 2019
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poop poo train

The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!

These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!

2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!

3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!
by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018
mugGet the poop poo trainmug.

Telecharge

The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.
1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.

2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.
by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017
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dogway

Highways with very low speed limits like 50 km/h, especially the ones that have alot of traffic lights and traffic jams and / or grid lock and was proposed as a freeway but got stopped due to NIMBYism. Some would be Provincial Highways in The City of Vancouver (BC) like route 1A/99A, 7A, 7, 99, 1A/99.
I got peshed and raced my car at 2 in the morning down the dogway at 320km/h!

HOLY SHIT Vancouver has alot of dogways!
by nimbys_suck May 18, 2003
mugGet the dogwaymug.

CBT

Cigarette Beer Truck Man
If you like to smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and drive a truck especially a Ford 150 at the same time then you are a Cigarette Beer Truck Man!

German/Deutsch: ZBL Mann
Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann
Wenn du Rauchst gerne, Bier geniesst, Lastwagen magst (besonderes 'ne Ford F-150) und du machst sehr oft was ich gerade gesagt habe, dann bist du einen Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann!
Ah scheiße! Es ist den Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Man!

That stupid CBT Man!
by nimbys_suck March 11, 2005
mugGet the CBTmug.

asbestos

A mineral used for insulation that is fatal when its fibers are inhaled and is associated with asbestosis (scarring of the lungs), lung cancer, and methothelioma. Theres many types of asbestos. One type is called Chrysotile, or, most commonly referred to as "White Asbestos" that has a melting point of 1500°C. Because if its resistence to both high heat and chemicals it was widely used from the 1880's to the late 1970's in many industrial applications, as well as in many homes.
Old buildings are full of asbestos. The best thing to do is encapsulate. If it is friable, in bad condition, call asbestos abatement crews to come treat it. Asbestos poses no threat if it is in good contition.
by nimbys_suck July 26, 2003
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