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dogwater 

literally just hotdog water. used by Fortnite kids to describe someone that's bad
bro you're literally dogwater at this game
dogwater by HuelessColors January 21, 2021

dogwater 

precum or pre-ejaculate
coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.
dogwater by wizzydoc June 7, 2007

dogwater 

Semen that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog's bowl too long.
Known south of the border as "El Agua De Pero"
As a result of their non stop passionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but "dogwater" all night.
dogwater by dogh2o December 31, 2011

Dogwater 

From a meme. Someone who is bad at something, typically a video game.
Boy 1: Yo this kid is dogwater.

Boy 2: Yah easy dub.
Dogwater by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

Dogwater 

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater
u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?
Dogwater by Ilovequackity February 7, 2021

Dogwater 

when something or someone is complete garbage or bad, this can refer to internet, players, maps. this is used in a manner of disgust
this map is dogwater, there isn't any protection!

these kids are dogwater, all they do is camp in that same fricking place.
that gun is dogwater, it basically shoots dust.
Dogwater by _catshark February 11, 2021