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A large ass hole that barks loudly, while taking a shit.
Dan the fat bald man's ass screamed very louldly to the melody "Shit for shit, don't forget". When he got up he yelled "that was a good dogtank"!!!!!
dogtank by The McRaineys June 23, 2008
Words you can keep
Something bad, or something that doesn't perform as espected.
My new phone is absolute dogwank. It's useless.
Dogwank by Boniitti May 19, 2018
The word 'dogwank' defines to a persons' skill in a specific activity of their choice. In this case, dogwank means really, quite tragic, diabolical, you name it, anything bad.
when someone plays football and messes up almost every time attempting a skill move e.g a roulette, " Mate, His skills are absolute dogwank!!"
dogwank by jacobdmay July 7, 2017

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."

dogtania 

A person who loves dogs and practically lives with them and sleeps with them also this person has a number of dogs
That dogtania man
dogtania by jhatt101 September 7, 2016

Dogtanian 

a person who partakes in sexual activities with large dogs of any kind, just to satisfy their beastly needs
you were in the back seat of your car the windows were quite steamy but i could just see a dog on your lap it was clear you were a dogtanian
Dogtanian by leonBRAP February 19, 2009

dogtannian 

A person who interferes with dogs in a sexual way.
A man who is a dogtannian sticks a penis up its arse.
dogtannian by Diltexsamhow September 7, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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