dogstank 

The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.

Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!

Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!

dogstank by palabrajot October 1, 2010

social dogstancing 

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”

We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.

social dogstancing by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020

dogtank 

A large ass hole that barks loudly, while taking a shit.

Dan the fat bald man's ass screamed very louldly to the melody "Shit for shit, don't forget". When he got up he yelled "that was a good dogtank"!!!!!

dogtank by The McRaineys June 23, 2008

dostanko 

being a russian over lord. Taking utter control of everyone and everything. Most dostanko's have the name of brittany or brianne.

She is such a dostanko

dostanko by Unknownnn April 1, 2008