dogstank

The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.

Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!

Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!

dogstank by palabrajot October 1, 2010

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social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”

We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.

social dogstancing by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020

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dogtank

A large ass hole that barks loudly, while taking a shit.

Dan the fat bald man's ass screamed very louldly to the melody "Shit for shit, don't forget". When he got up he yelled "that was a good dogtank"!!!!!

dogtank by The McRaineys June 23, 2008

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dostanko

being a russian over lord. Taking utter control of everyone and everything. Most dostanko's have the name of brittany or brianne.

She is such a dostanko

dostanko by Unknownnn April 1, 2008

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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