Dogtanion 

Dogtanion, pronounced dog-tan-ion...
To inappropriately insert falice into the behind of a dog repeatedly/to shag a dog

Mr Hancock from the lands of Cornwall

Dogtanion by Shaba March 6, 2005

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.

"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds by Dog January 20, 2004

Dartanion 

The nicest guy you will ever know. He is so caring, generous, funny, unique and so much more!!! He is like a knight in shining armour, but instead of a sword and shield, it’s his headset and his computer set. He is the perfect guy, and he never gets mad. I would love to be with him, but I can’t. He is just a totally amazing guy and I don’t even have to explain it. If you ever meet him, never stop talking to him.

Girl: OMG it’s Dartanion!!!
Boy: HEY I heard that he made it to 10 starts on Osu!
Other boy: They made the stars just for him!!!

Dartanion by BadA$$ Girl 69 June 1, 2019

dirty dartanion 

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

dirty dartanion by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

dogtania 

A person who loves dogs and practically lives with them and sleeps with them also this person has a number of dogs

That dogtania man

dogtania by jhatt101 September 7, 2016

Dogtanian 

a person who partakes in sexual activities with large dogs of any kind, just to satisfy their beastly needs

you were in the back seat of your car the windows were quite steamy but i could just see a dog on your lap it was clear you were a dogtanian

Dogtanian by leonBRAP February 19, 2009

dogpanion

A companion, mate, or partner who is a K-9 (AKA dog)
A human's dog counterpart or sidekick.

My friend told me the other day that she doesn't need to look for love in men anymore because her dogpanion provides all of the love she could ever possibly need. See dogsession for more information.

dogpanion by santtta April 8, 2010