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Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."

Dartanion 

The nicest guy you will ever know. He is so caring, generous, funny, unique and so much more!!! He is like a knight in shining armour, but instead of a sword and shield, it’s his headset and his computer set. He is the perfect guy, and he never gets mad. I would love to be with him, but I can’t. He is just a totally amazing guy and I don’t even have to explain it. If you ever meet him, never stop talking to him.
Girl: OMG it’s Dartanion!!!
Boy: HEY I heard that he made it to 10 starts on Osu!
Other boy: They made the stars just for him!!!
Dartanion by BadA$$ Girl 69 June 1, 2019

dirty dartanion 

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords
Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion
dirty dartanion by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

dogtania 

A person who loves dogs and practically lives with them and sleeps with them also this person has a number of dogs
That dogtania man
dogtania by jhatt101 September 7, 2016

Dogtanian 

a person who partakes in sexual activities with large dogs of any kind, just to satisfy their beastly needs
you were in the back seat of your car the windows were quite steamy but i could just see a dog on your lap it was clear you were a dogtanian
Dogtanian by leonBRAP February 19, 2009
A companion, mate, or partner who is a K-9 (AKA dog)
A human's dog counterpart or sidekick.
My friend told me the other day that she doesn't need to look for love in men anymore because her dogpanion provides all of the love she could ever possibly need. See dogsession for more information.
dogpanion by santtta April 8, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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