The sound a bed
bug makes when a librarian has an
orgasm in the bed the
bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every 10 to 15 years. The bed bug with an average lifespan of 3 months only gets it'
s chance once in 40 generations to make this sound.
When it does get the chance to make this sound all other bedbugs the world over reply with a rendition of "Kumbaya my Lord Kumbaya"
Also the Bed Bug is written into
BB folk lore and his story is told for generations to all the baby bed bugs.
Librarian Orgasming
"Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh"
"Shhhhh"
"Quiet Please"
Bed
Bug
Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon
Bed Bugs the world over
"Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's
crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's
crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah"