doghopper

Carny and porno slang for a man or woman who is a novice-- ala Grasshopper on the 1970's TV show "Kung-Fu"-- but with a puppy dog like aura.

"That dude is a true rookie in the business-- a real doghopper."

by D.B. Doghouse November 20, 2006

Dognappers

The creeps who drive around in white vans (often with no windows or advertisements on the van) and sometimes with a ladder on it. They kidnap dogs and the occasional kid.

Man, I was on my way back from the market and I saw a pair of Dognappers!

by dognapperssuck April 7, 2010

Loghopper

A large hard poop generally long in length.

Ely: Hey Zoe, check out the huge loghopper I just dropped.
Zoe: Now that's a loghopper!

by e&z August 14, 2009

deglopper

a impregnation man whore who works hard to pay child support and pay his porn bill

Chris deglopper is a fucking deglopper

by El montro con dos cabesas July 22, 2021

Downopper

Any person who abuses opiate derived drugs, especially heroin and oxycontin. This term applies to all addicts, whether or not they slam, snort or free-base the substance.

Kurt Cobain and many other brilliant musicians are/were Downoppers.

by diablamorgana December 9, 2008

dehopperation

The act of decapitating a grasshopper.

Dehopperation was brought upon that decapitated grasshopper.

by Dehopperation August 20, 2021

Dognapper

1. Someone who loves dogs and naps

2. Someone who loves to nap with dogs

3. Diana

Wow, she looks so content napping with this dog, she must be Diana

At first, I was afraid of dognappers. Now, I wish they could have my pup.

by Dogandnaplover November 24, 2022