Dogfucked

to be totally fucked by someone or something and have no clue it's about to happen

Harry: "How was your day at work?"
Lloyd: " Ohh, it was terrible, i got dogfucked hard this time"

by jimmyholiday December 5, 2010

donfuckery

A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.

I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.

by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020

Dogfuckitis

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.

1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...

by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011

dogfaced

extremely harsh looking.Worryingly ugly, even for close family members and friends.

oh my god, look at that dogfaced baby.

by Mel Humberstone July 8, 2003

dogfuck

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something

The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.

by luke! June 10, 2004

defucked

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

by ElleJudd November 6, 2014

Dogfucker

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."

by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010