Dogfucker

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."
by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010
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Dogfucker

Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.
An example of dogfucker in IRL.

White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.
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Dogfucker

Dogfucker, means someone who likes to have sex with dogs. It usually refers to people from the so called "western world", also known as "free world" (because you are free to fuck animals) i.e. the countries in America, Europe and Oceania.
I hate those American dogfuckers
by Another boring user September 19, 2022
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Dogfucker

Nick fucks her dog, dogfucker
by Hahafuckyounick November 24, 2016
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Dogfuckitis

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...
by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011
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dogfuck

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.
by luke! June 10, 2004
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Dogfucked

to be totally fucked by someone or something and have no clue it's about to happen
Harry: "How was your day at work?"
Lloyd: " Ohh, it was terrible, i got dogfucked hard this time"
by jimmyholiday December 5, 2010
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