Definitions by luke!

dogfuck

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something

The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.

dogfuck by luke! June 10, 2004

CAD 

Shorthand for the Canadian dollar. References the delightfully colourful monopoly money which Canucks use to buy beer, weed, and moosemeat from each other. Worth considerably less than American currency, but is much easier to use.

I bought some stupid crap on eBay before I realized that $45 USD is like $800 CAD.

CAD by luke! June 10, 2004

aerodrome

n.
the place you park your aeroplanes
much cooler than airport
no longer in usage

If I don't park this aeroplane in the aerodrome before I run out of petrol, I'm skippered!

aerodrome by luke! June 10, 2004

meatatarian

n.
random nonsensical word to which ppl sometimes resort when involved in a discussion about vegetarianism/veganism. Interchangeable with the improperly used 'carnivore'. Purpose is to underscore a perceived yawning gulf between the diets of those who eat meat and those who don't.

Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?

No Billy, just ignorant!

meatatarian by luke! June 10, 2004

freedom 

adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.

My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.

freedom by luke! June 10, 2004