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dogdocking

dogdocking is when instead of wiggling his tonker into a domestic female dog (like any normal person might do on a regular basis), some sick fucker of a man inserts his cock into the penile sheath of a MALE dog and frots till he sprots.
dog-owner: well, all mah bitches have come on heat at the same time, so looks alike i be dogdocking for nex few days.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.
by bitchlurver March 18, 2010
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"You are DogLookingSussyandCute today ngl"
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dogfucking

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.
by Turbonator November 22, 2005
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dogfucking

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.
"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"
by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011
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drydocking

Fucking someone's ass without lube. Known to be painful.
Ann: "We were horny as hell and didn't have any lube, so Steve just threw me on the couch for some drydocking."
Stacy: "So that's why you haven't sat down all day."
by CaptainPlatypus May 10, 2009
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drydocking

the act of shitting into someone elses gaping asshole
After he was done blowing his wad in her ass, he felt his bowels tingling and decided it was time for some drydocking.
by 666peter999 February 26, 2009
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doglicking

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