dogdocking 

dogdocking is when instead of wiggling his tonker into a domestic female dog (like any normal person might do on a regular basis), some sick fucker of a man inserts his cock into the penile sheath of a MALE dog and frots till he sprots.

dog-owner: well, all mah bitches have come on heat at the same time, so looks alike i be dogdocking for nex few days.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.

dogdocking by bitchlurver March 18, 2010

DogLookingSussyandCute 

best emote on twitch ever

"You are DogLookingSussyandCute today ngl"

DogLookingSussyandCute by doglookingsussyandcute July 20, 2021

dogfucking 

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.

dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005

dogfucking 

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.

"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"

dogfucking by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

drydocking 

Fucking someone's ass without lube. Known to be painful.

Ann: "We were horny as hell and didn't have any lube, so Steve just threw me on the couch for some drydocking."
Stacy: "So that's why you haven't sat down all day."

drydocking by CaptainPlatypus May 10, 2009

drydocking 

the act of shitting into someone elses gaping asshole

After he was done blowing his wad in her ass, he felt his bowels tingling and decided it was time for some drydocking.

drydocking by 666peter999 February 26, 2009

doglicking 

doglicking

"doglicking" -doglicking

"doglicking" -doglicking

doglicking by BiggyFat January 18, 2021