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Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."
by rufusclay November 07, 2013
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