Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.

dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005

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dogfucking

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.

"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"

dogfucking by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

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dogdocking

dogdocking is when instead of wiggling his tonker into a domestic female dog (like any normal person might do on a regular basis), some sick fucker of a man inserts his cock into the penile sheath of a MALE dog and frots till he sprots.

dog-owner: well, all mah bitches have come on heat at the same time, so looks alike i be dogdocking for nex few days.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.

dogdocking by bitchlurver March 18, 2010

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dobnicking

When a mid thirties man fucks his Mother’s.

Oh man. Steve is dobnicking his mom after work

dobnicking by Dom21 May 19, 2019

Dogpacking

the act of spreading large amounts of slanderous information without substantial evidence to support them

-Did you hear about Mrbeast?
-Yhea, Dogpacking can really hurt a creator

Dogpacking by Chinezo Alberto November 16, 2024

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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