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drydocking 

the act of shitting into someone elses gaping asshole
After he was done blowing his wad in her ass, he felt his bowels tingling and decided it was time for some drydocking.
drydocking by 666peter999 February 26, 2009

dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
dry docking by diserra July 14, 2009

Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
Dry Docking by Jimmy Taint April 6, 2009

Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
Dry Docking a Steamer by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

Drynecking 

When you both have cotton-mouth and make out with each other.
"We were both so high we could talk to rain and were straight up drynecking each other."
Drynecking by Choke Dealer July 1, 2017

Dry Docking

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."
Dry Docking by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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