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drydocking

Fucking someone's ass without lube. Known to be painful.
Ann: "We were horny as hell and didn't have any lube, so Steve just threw me on the couch for some drydocking."
Stacy: "So that's why you haven't sat down all day."
by CaptainPlatypus May 10, 2009
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drydocking

the act of shitting into someone elses gaping asshole
After he was done blowing his wad in her ass, he felt his bowels tingling and decided it was time for some drydocking.
by 666peter999 February 26, 2009
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dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
by diserra July 14, 2009
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Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
by Jimmy Taint April 6, 2009
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Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016
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Drynecking

When you both have cotton-mouth and make out with each other.
"We were both so high we could talk to rain and were straight up drynecking each other."
by Choke Dealer July 1, 2017
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Dry Docking

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."
by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009
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