dogdicker

a homeboy that fucks his buddies over.

man, matt is such a dogdicker.

by brandonkrontz January 15, 2009

dogdiversion

the use of a pet to divert attention from an uncomfortable moment or situation. Often used when visiting other peoples relatives, or any environment where you don't know anyone or have anything to say so you speak to the dog/cat/fish/bird.

Shit, Adam dragged me to his Aunt's house on saturday for tea then talked on the phone for an hour I had to use a dogdiversion twice!

by Marlon S June 21, 2008

Dogfucker

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."

by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010

donglicker

slang term for anyone who is being a royal dick in the ass

That donglicker gave me an F on the test!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

donglicker

anyone acting like an asshole

Donglicker, quit being a prick.

by Myva Jyna June 27, 2003

dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003

dogpeckergnat

Small insects that fly around the peckers of dogs.

I wish I would have grabbed the bug spray, cuz I'm getting swarmed with dogpeckergnats.

Man, you need to wash the fucking dishes! The entire kitchen is infested with dogpeckergnats.

by QueenofKillduff November 3, 2011