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dogdiversion

the use of a pet to divert attention from an uncomfortable moment or situation. Often used when visiting other peoples relatives, or any environment where you don't know anyone or have anything to say so you speak to the dog/cat/fish/bird.
Shit, Adam dragged me to his Aunt's house on saturday for tea then talked on the phone for an hour I had to use a dogdiversion twice!
dogdiversion by Marlon S June 21, 2008

Dogfucker 

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."
Dogfucker by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010

donglicker 

slang term for anyone who is being a royal dick in the ass
That donglicker gave me an F on the test!
donglicker by Anonymous June 27, 2003

donglicker 

Donglicker, quit being a prick.
donglicker by Myva Jyna June 27, 2003

dogfucker 

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

dogpeckergnat 

Small insects that fly around the peckers of dogs.
I wish I would have grabbed the bug spray, cuz I'm getting swarmed with dogpeckergnats.

Man, you need to wash the fucking dishes! The entire kitchen is infested with dogpeckergnats.
dogpeckergnat by QueenofKillduff November 3, 2011