13 definitions by The Canadian Information Minister

bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003

obliverate

A combination of 'oblivion' and 'obliterate'. Basically means exactly the same as 'obliterate'. Used in two different Front Line Assembly songs on their 2004 album 'Civilization'.

From the song 'Civilization':
These islands collapsing,
we burn, rape, obliverate,
our conscience heavy,
we take and take,

by The Canadian Information Minister August 21, 2004

crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

alcohol

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003

dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003

Zug

The world's only comedy site.

I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website.

by The Canadian Information Minister June 9, 2003

Bombignant

A denizen of Chilitown.

Sheriff: "My Bombignants! My Bombignants! Can you tell me what happened here?"

by The Canadian Information Minister March 25, 2005