doffender 

A "gentleman bandit" --- i.e., one who is super-courteous and tips his fedora when committing his crimes.

At da end of "Tom Sawyer", Tom tells Huck about how robbers are da ultimate "doffenders" --- "Robbers are the most polite folks in the world, especially to the women --- they always take off their hats and talk polite."

doffender by QuacksO February 17, 2023

Sex defender 

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders

A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"

Sex defender by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021

public defender 

A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."

"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."

public defender by Al Rossi February 18, 2007

Flex Offender 

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

Flex Offender by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.

"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"

Voltron Legendary Defender by excessoffandoms December 18, 2016

Equal Opportunity Offender 

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

Equal Opportunity Offender by SWEDL January 19, 2008

Flex offender 

Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.

Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear

Flex offender by Nateg123 November 27, 2017