offender

noun; pronounced "uh-fen-duh" and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or passionately dislikes something, the only reason being simply to hate the thing being hated.

Stop being offender and just let it go, bro.

by J Money For Three June 5, 2006

offender

A sexual predator who has been convicted of a sexual offense and therefore made to be a... sexual offender.

Joey: Hey wanna go into this alley?
Abigale: Why?
Joey: To look for my cat. He ran away yesterday and goes in this alley from time to time.
Abigale: Oh. Okay. Sure.
(next thing you know Abigale has been offended sexually. Joey was obviously lying, and due to his sick f**king mind, an offender.)

by B to the O to the B B Y January 3, 2010

Offended

The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.

Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...

by Danny-V August 15, 2008

Offendicitis

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

by r!sk January 18, 2012

Offended

An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.

Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.

by blockheadseth December 25, 2016

offended

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

by geekmalone June 24, 2020

offended

most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.

Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended

by yahmoo23 September 14, 2010