4 definitions by Nateg123
When a man whips out his dick and the erection is so large that girls scream and shout “that is so Erectrocious.” This word usually pertains to someone who has a huge shlong. The word can be dated back all the way prehistoric times and is meant to relate to the dinosaurs and the massive reptilian dicks they had. If you ever find anyone with this massive cock never let them go because it is once in a life time.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
The act of smoking big ol doinks during the month of October (aka smoking giant blunts). To truly get into the festivities of doinktoberfest one must roll big ol blunts every single day and smoke them. If the blunt is not grirthy enough to barely fit inside your mouth then the doink is not big enough, and therefore you must rewrap your blunt and stuff extra weed into it until it is ready to explode. To be a true follower in the art of doinktoberfest one must finish off the blunt each day for the 31 days of October. Then and only then will they master the art of doinking.
Tyler smoked a big ol doink during the month of doinktoberfest and choked on the girth of it. He was not worthy of participating and was not a true fan of doinktoberfest.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017