DMSing

During Menstrual Session (cycle), aka leave me alone, diss my sh*t, don't mind sobbing, dodge my shotgun, damn menstrual season.

Sophia went apeshit the other day because she was DMSing.

DMSing by Gabby Abby September 2, 2018

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dmsing

The period after a woman's PMS state. They are approachable and vulnerable at this time. If approached correctly you can earn favorable point with her

Hey hun are you pmsing or dmsing? Need to know if you want head for a movie tonight?

dmsing by Machiaveli February 3, 2015

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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

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Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011