DMSing

During Menstrual Session (cycle), aka leave me alone, diss my sh*t, don't mind sobbing, dodge my shotgun, damn menstrual season.

Sophia went apeshit the other day because she was DMSing.

by Gabby Abby September 2, 2018

dmsing

The period after a woman's PMS state. They are approachable and vulnerable at this time. If approached correctly you can earn favorable point with her

Hey hun are you pmsing or dmsing? Need to know if you want head for a movie tonight?

by Machiaveli February 3, 2015

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

DMKing

To be a homosexual with a large dildo collection.

Girl 1: Wanna have some fun tonight

Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather play with myself at home

Girl 1: Wow, you DMKing!

by iceShawts July 22, 2010

disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.

The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.

by bluestocking February 25, 2008