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A hunky Italian man with a heart of gold and balls of steel. His sexy bod and natural athleticism make all the ladies melt. But he’s not just a tasty piece of Italian pastrami, he’s also as sweet as cannoli cream, and a hero amongst zeros. He is a natural born protector of those he loves, so take caution not to cross him, for he will summon his mob buddies and give you a nice pair of cement shoes.
Oh Donato, you are such a sexy Italian stud.

Did you see Donato? He just did 100 pull-ups without even trying.

Mmm, this cannoli is as delicious as Donato glazed in sugar.
Donato by CeBone11 December 20, 2017
Beast of a person...always has a hot bod, and is always looking to tan and show it off, also is great with the ladies, but tends to screw up everything at the last minute, enjoys spking his hair, and working out, but overall just a guido juice head.
Person 1: Dude did you see that kid with the designs shaved in the sides of his head?

Person 2: Yea, he was such a Donato...
Donato by Pumpit101 February 25, 2011
The almighty Donato. God in disguise, only normies wouldn't understand!
The almighty Donato has spoken. Veggie Tales Manga is a good idea.
Donato by Shadow_Wolf9006 November 7, 2019

Kieth Donato

1.The dumbest fuck you can find.
2.Being repeatedly hit in the balls.
"Man,stop acting like such a Kieth Donato!"

"Damn, you just totaly Kieth Donatoed him in the balls!"
Kieth Donato by Duffman November 18, 2004
a person slightly resembling a ninja turtle, who enjoys popping his collar and wearing 1892. In his free time he enjoys drinking jagerbombs, perfecting his blowout and hanging out with fuckin skanks with crabs and stds. He can usually be found with people with the same haircut and also with popped collars.
Wow, that kid is such a donato
donato by John donato June 19, 2008

Donato smash

The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.
Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.
Donato smash by Sandman_0012 April 21, 2018