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A badass mofo who slays all the pussy while he is making hella beats behind the turn tables.

This motherfucker will steal your bitch without saying a word
I am djnato
djnato by Pussyyyyy March 24, 2017
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A hunky Italian man with a heart of gold and balls of steel. His sexy bod and natural athleticism make all the ladies melt. But he’s not just a tasty piece of Italian pastrami, he’s also as sweet as cannoli cream, and a hero amongst zeros. He is a natural born protector of those he loves, so take caution not to cross him, for he will summon his mob buddies and give you a nice pair of cement shoes.
Oh Donato, you are such a sexy Italian stud.

Did you see Donato? He just did 100 pull-ups without even trying.

Mmm, this cannoli is as delicious as Donato glazed in sugar.
Donato by CeBone11 December 20, 2017
Beast of a person...always has a hot bod, and is always looking to tan and show it off, also is great with the ladies, but tends to screw up everything at the last minute, enjoys spking his hair, and working out, but overall just a guido juice head.
Person 1: Dude did you see that kid with the designs shaved in the sides of his head?

Person 2: Yea, he was such a Donato...
Donato by Pumpit101 February 25, 2011
The almighty Donato. God in disguise, only normies wouldn't understand!
The almighty Donato has spoken. Veggie Tales Manga is a good idea.
Donato by Shadow_Wolf9006 November 7, 2019

Kieth Donato

1.The dumbest fuck you can find.
2.Being repeatedly hit in the balls.
"Man,stop acting like such a Kieth Donato!"

"Damn, you just totaly Kieth Donatoed him in the balls!"
Kieth Donato by Duffman November 18, 2004
a person slightly resembling a ninja turtle, who enjoys popping his collar and wearing 1892. In his free time he enjoys drinking jagerbombs, perfecting his blowout and hanging out with fuckin skanks with crabs and stds. He can usually be found with people with the same haircut and also with popped collars.
Wow, that kid is such a donato
donato by John donato June 19, 2008

Donato smash

The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.
Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.
Donato smash by Sandman_0012 April 21, 2018
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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