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Dimatoid 

A feeble-minded asshole who is a failure at everything but deludes himself into thinking he has one small talent, which he doesn’t even have.
Theron K. Cal is the very definition of dimatoid.
Dimatoid by TheOldBreed1775 January 9, 2018
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A hunky Italian man with a heart of gold and balls of steel. His sexy bod and natural athleticism make all the ladies melt. But he’s not just a tasty piece of Italian pastrami, he’s also as sweet as cannoli cream, and a hero amongst zeros. He is a natural born protector of those he loves, so take caution not to cross him, for he will summon his mob buddies and give you a nice pair of cement shoes.
Oh Donato, you are such a sexy Italian stud.

Did you see Donato? He just did 100 pull-ups without even trying.

Mmm, this cannoli is as delicious as Donato glazed in sugar.
Donato by CeBone11 December 20, 2017

dilatory 

tending to delay or procrastinate; slow; tardy
The dilatory car was not speeding down the highway; instead, it was driving really slowly.
dilatory by xyc October 17, 2007

Diatomic Elements 

Diatomic elements are pure elements that form molecules consisting of two atoms bonded together.

Hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, chlorine, iodine, astatine and bromine.
When diatomic elements are converted to gaseous atoms, only half a mole of molecules will be needed, as the standard enthalpy change is based purely on the production of one mole of gaseous atoms.
Diatomic Elements by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
The smartest person ever existing has this last name
ex: the smartest person is a DiNaro
DiNaro by coconut6789 November 19, 2017

diantorrautisthritisies 

Diabetes + annerexia + torrets + autism + arthritis + rabies. This disease is only spread through anal sex with an infected induvidual. There are up to 100 stages.
I have diantorrautisthritisies.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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