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Dizzowned 

"SK and I dizzowned all you n00bs."
Dizzowned by Blip September 19, 2003
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pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
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Disowned 

refusal to acknowledge, and/ or maintain any connection with.

people are often ''disowned'' by their family.

to be disowned is to be ignored like you don't exist by a specific person/group as they should act as if they don't know you, and never did.
"Amy's family disowned her when they found out she was a lesbian."
Disowned by qztal May 29, 2018

hizzowned 

When you completely own someone at something.
I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.
hizzowned by TheMan July 26, 2004

Disowned 

What your parents were planning to do the day you were born
I have been disowned

Izzowned 

Being beaten in basketball by a team coached by Tom Izzo, whether he is at Michigan State University, or any other school/team he may coach in the future.

Always followed by an Exclamation Point.
Always capitalized.

Not to be confused with Dantoniowned.
Yes, The Badgers were good. But then they came to the Breslin Center and were completely Izzowned by MSU.

The Michigan Wolverines are ALWAYS Izzowned when they play the Spartans.
Izzowned by MSUSpartan March 10, 2009
Being owned beyond the point of QQ, the opposing player disconnects from the server or game in out of angry or frustration. (Popular in the online multi-player of Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast, Version 1.02)
Player 1: GG, 10-0 Noob.
Player 2: Screw you.
Player 2: Player 2 has disconnected from the server.
Player 1: discowned.
Discowned by Esula August 10, 2008
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