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Something really really awesome. originated on Long Island. usually said by kids who think they're really cool but sometimes aren't as cool as they think, and/or those people who are just on that line between normal and fucking retarded, they don't actually have a mental disability but they're as dumb as humanly possible.
"Yo man i just aced a social studies test and i suck in social studies!"

"Dirtlax bra!"
DirtLax by the*warlock March 24, 2009

dirt lax 

the kmhs jv lacrosse team is so dirt lax that they proceeded to bend st mary's over and rape them 17-0
dirt lax by d1rt l@xer March 28, 2009
A purple man with unknown but ominous motives
"Hey have you seen liam lately?"

"Oh No... he must have wanderered near ditlax territory again....."
ditlax by Causaltree October 9, 2021
Dirtlag is when your Oculus controller had dirt in between the cracks, and it makes your controls lag .
Emory's Oculus controller has dirtlag and his vr chat avatar won't stop lagging. He now has to clean his controller.
Dirtlag by xxwhatsernamex October 28, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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