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The clown you don't hire twice.
"Where were you this morning?"
"I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here look at the costume I made ..."
*Puts on mask*
"You are not wearing that to Children's birthday parties."
"I call myself 'Disturbo the clown you don't hire twice'."

Pears Before Swine, Stephan Pastis, Rat, Goat
by Diamondback Darell June 15, 2017
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