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The state of being so disturbed that one loses the ability to spell properly.

Conjugations: distrub, distrubed, distrubing, distrubia

Etymology: Originated by women who live in small towns and who spell badly.
I went to my aunt's house and caught her making out with her little dog named Peanut. I was totally distrubed.
distrubed by wesvillager February 18, 2011

Distrumpia

the sensation that occurs upon realizing a prominent figure actually said, wrote, or did something so staggeringly stupid and/or insensitive it was originally believed to be satire; named for chronicly stupid and insensitive Donald Trump; alt. spelling “dystrumpia;” the state of distrumpia is “distrumpic,” alt. spelling “dystrumpic.”
I thought the late night shows were making fun of Donald Trump by exaggerating his inability to spell, but when I relaized he really did spell hamburger as “hamberder,” I was overcome with distrumpia.

I thought the story about the video of Kevin Spacey responding to his felony charges with an in character Frank Underwood video, but got some serious distrumpia when I saw the video.
Distrumpia by rannray January 16, 2019

Distrumpled

When you feel disgruntled/disappointed in a Trump action.
It made me sad when Trump wanted to build a wall, so now I feel Distrumpled.
Distrumpled by Nicole tells the truth November 11, 2016

distrupted 

A disturbing interruption usually done to a person when they are very busy.
I hate getting "Distrupted" in school while I'm trying to take an exam.
distrupted by aunt acid July 6, 2014

Cuddle distrugged

When you in a indephant depressive mood because you hate to sleep alone.
It’s so close I can taste it and I gotta just take being cuddle distrugged
Cuddle distrugged by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

distraped 

when jack hoe touches your little sisters flange.
5 year old girl: OMG jack hoe distraped me :(
distraped by bigdaddytom42069 July 19, 2020
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