distrumped

Anything that a candidate for public office says or does that reminds you of the disgust you feel when you think of Donald J. Trump.

Mayor Bell's attitude on the minimum wage inside the city limits distrumped me beyond belief.

distrumped by Photopro July 28, 2016

distrubed

The state of being so disturbed that one loses the ability to spell properly.

Conjugations: distrub, distrubed, distrubing, distrubia

Etymology: Originated by women who live in small towns and who spell badly.

I went to my aunt's house and caught her making out with her little dog named Peanut. I was totally distrubed.

distrubed by wesvillager February 18, 2011

Distrumpia

the sensation that occurs upon realizing a prominent figure actually said, wrote, or did something so staggeringly stupid and/or insensitive it was originally believed to be satire; named for chronicly stupid and insensitive Donald Trump; alt. spelling “dystrumpia;” the state of distrumpia is “distrumpic,” alt. spelling “dystrumpic.”

I thought the late night shows were making fun of Donald Trump by exaggerating his inability to spell, but when I relaized he really did spell hamburger as “hamberder,” I was overcome with distrumpia.

I thought the story about the video of Kevin Spacey responding to his felony charges with an in character Frank Underwood video, but got some serious distrumpia when I saw the video.

Distrumpia by rannray January 16, 2019

Distrumpled

When you feel disgruntled/disappointed in a Trump action.

It made me sad when Trump wanted to build a wall, so now I feel Distrumpled.

Distrumpled by Nicole tells the truth November 11, 2016

distrupted 

A disturbing interruption usually done to a person when they are very busy.

I hate getting "Distrupted" in school while I'm trying to take an exam.

distrupted by aunt acid July 6, 2014

Cuddle distrugged

When you in a indephant depressive mood because you hate to sleep alone.

It’s so close I can taste it and I gotta just take being cuddle distrugged

Cuddle distrugged by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

distraped 

when jack hoe touches your little sisters flange.

5 year old girl: OMG jack hoe distraped me :(

distraped by bigdaddytom42069 July 19, 2020