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The state of being so disturbed that one loses the ability to spell properly.

Conjugations: distrub, distrubed, distrubing, distrubia

Etymology: Originated by women who live in small towns and who spell badly.

I went to my aunt's house and caught her making out with her little dog named Peanut. I was totally distrubed.

distrubed by wesvillager February 18, 2011

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Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017

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disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"

- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

disturbed brat by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022

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disturbed one

A fan of the popular metal band Disturbed

We are the Disturbed Ones!

disturbed one by The Disturbed One December 22, 2008

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Disturbed Aardvark

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

Disturbed Aardvark by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

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earth disturber

A trouble maker, someone who brings constant drama and conflicts

Who caused the fight? Danielle did because she ain't nothing but a earth disturber!

earth disturber by Catwoman1255 December 5, 2009

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Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth

Also known as "mdpope" Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth is a mixtape series of Gore,Scat Porn, Vomit Clips and other worse stuff.
this mixtape was created by "Thomas Extreme Cinemagore"and this film is considered by many to be one of the hardest to watch mixtapes
There exists a 5 Parts Of This (part 4 doesn't exist due to the creator saying it wasn't good) and each film gets worse and longer

Joe:hey bro what are watching tonight
Dave:we should watch this film called "Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth"
Joe:strange, never heard of it, lets watch it
After Watching
Joe:Dave you should kill you're self you disgusting human being

Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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