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Distrumpia

the sensation that occurs upon realizing a prominent figure actually said, wrote, or did something so staggeringly stupid and/or insensitive it was originally believed to be satire; named for chronicly stupid and insensitive Donald Trump; alt. spelling “dystrumpia;” the state of distrumpia is “distrumpic,” alt. spelling “dystrumpic.”
I thought the late night shows were making fun of Donald Trump by exaggerating his inability to spell, but when I relaized he really did spell hamburger as “hamberder,” I was overcome with distrumpia.

I thought the story about the video of Kevin Spacey responding to his felony charges with an in character Frank Underwood video, but got some serious distrumpia when I saw the video.
Distrumpia by rannray January 16, 2019
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dystrumpian 

The dystopian future that awaits us if Trump is elected President.
The candidate's vision for American society was particularly dystrumpian.
dystrumpian by Ima Patriot Too September 2, 2016
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Distrumpled

When you feel disgruntled/disappointed in a Trump action.
It made me sad when Trump wanted to build a wall, so now I feel Distrumpled.

dystrumpian 

Covid 19 is a dystrumpian nightmare
dystrumpian by Fuzzybuzzzz March 31, 2020

distrumped

Anything that a candidate for public office says or does that reminds you of the disgust you feel when you think of Donald J. Trump.
Mayor Bell's attitude on the minimum wage inside the city limits distrumped me beyond belief.
distrumped by Photopro July 28, 2016
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026