distraped 

when jack hoe touches your little sisters flange.

5 year old girl: OMG jack hoe distraped me :(

distraped by bigdaddytom42069 July 19, 2020

distracted walking 

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

distracted walking by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

distracted 

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

distracted by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

distracted driving by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

distrubed

The state of being so disturbed that one loses the ability to spell properly.

Conjugations: distrub, distrubed, distrubing, distrubia

Etymology: Originated by women who live in small towns and who spell badly.

I went to my aunt's house and caught her making out with her little dog named Peanut. I was totally distrubed.

distrubed by wesvillager February 18, 2011

Disgraced 18 

A pornographic website featuring videos of 18 year old women engaging in unspeakable acts of bondage and humiliation.

"Dude I was on disgraced 18 last night and they fucked this chick with a popsicle."

"You need to get out more."

Disgraced 18 by koosdelaray March 25, 2010

distape 

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable

Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now

distape by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003