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pissatisfied 

Adjective. Describes the emotional state of a person who willingly decides to continue doing business with a person or company despite previous experience with that person or company rather than because of it.
The cell phone company finally admitted to their error and credited my account after I spent four hours on the telephone yelling at various customer service managers. But I like my phone too much to switch to another carrier that won't offer the same one, so I'll keep renewing my contract with them. I'm just another pissatisfied customer.
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dimstisfied 

The state of being hopelessly bewildered and highly amused at the same time. Other forms include dimstisfy (v.), dimstisfying (adj.), dimstisfies (v.), dimstisfication (n.), etc.

Etymology: Derived from an Engrish business reply card from Korea, which offered three levels of "satisfaction with this product": Satisfied, Natural (Neutral) , and Dimstisfied (Dissatisfied).
Have you been out to wingmusic.co.nz? I am completely dimstisfied by that woman's voice.
dimstisfied by tomte May 18, 2004

Disshatisfied 

The feeling that arises when you've been holding off from excreting for so long and then when you finally do, you are completely and utterly dissatisfied.
Well that was utterly disshatisfying" or "I feel well disshatisfied after that", after returning soon after entering the toilet in a rush.
Disshatisfied by ToNYs11 April 23, 2011

dissatisfiedhoe

affiliated with the page “disstressedhoe” on instagram and is her second account.

mainly post random, funny shit about her life and still misses her ex
“have you seen what dissatisfiedhoe posted?”
“yes and it was funny asf
dissatisfiedhoe by blessxdtoad June 25, 2021

dissadisfied 

How Florrie Capp's "mum" supposedly is most of da time --- always wanting to be less pleased/cheerful than she presently is.
Andy Capp claims to actually "be a God-send" to his "perpetually dissadisfied mum-in-law --- "She's a pessimist --- she's never happy unless she's UNhappy". :P
dissadisfied by QuacksO October 16, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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