Definitions by ToNYs11
Masturpression
The problem a lot of males get, wherein, masturbation doesn't bring them anywhere near the satisfaction they originally intended or when they realise afterwards, that they have masturbated over somebody they don't find sexually attractive or someone they shouldn't have.
Masturpression by ToNYs11 April 24, 2011
Disshatisfied
The feeling that arises when you've been holding off from excreting for so long and then when you finally do, you are completely and utterly dissatisfied.
Well that was utterly disshatisfying" or "I feel well disshatisfied after that", after returning soon after entering the toilet in a rush.
Disshatisfied by ToNYs11 April 23, 2011
Masturpression
When a person masturbates and afterwards, realises that it was not nearly as satisfying as they had originally hoped it would be or they realise that they had been masturbating over somebody they don't even find attractive. It combines the words masturbation and depression.
"Jerry said he experienced the infamous masturpression last night."
"Oh yeah? Masturbated over somebody he realised was rank?"
"Yeah and he wasn't satisfied at all, by the end."
*Both laugh*
"Oh yeah? Masturbated over somebody he realised was rank?"
"Yeah and he wasn't satisfied at all, by the end."
*Both laugh*
Masturpression by ToNYs11 April 23, 2011