dissage

dissage (n.) /ˈdɪs.ɪdʒ/

The cumulative damage inflicted on someone through relentless, high-quality disses — to the point where they're not just insulted, but visibly, undeniably owned.

Usage notes:

Implies a threshold has been crossed — a single diss doesn't count as dissage, but a savage enough one-liner can deliver dissage in one shot if it lands hard enough.
Can be used as an uncountable noun ("he took some serious dissage") or a countable one ("that was a top-tier dissage").
Related forms: dissaged (verb, past tense — "she got dissaged in front of everyone"), dissage-worthy (adj., describing a comment strong enough to qualify).

Etymology (joke version): blend of diss + damage, first theorized to explain why some comebacks leave the recipient with nothing left to say.

"That wasn't just a comeback, that was full dissage."

dissage by dissage September 4, 2026

dissapear 

Someone trying to spell disappear and failing miserably

Did you really just type dissapear

dissapear by fwibblewop October 29, 2019

dissagilation 

This word was introduced by Jim Halpert on the American version of "The Office" as a threat to co-worker Dwight Schrute. It is assumed that Dwight will be in a great deal of trouble if he receives a dissagilation.

Thus, it is assumed it is a disciplinary action.

"Well. I want it on my desk by 5pm this evening, or you will receive a complete dissagilation"

dissagilation by Lance Doucette August 28, 2007

dissapearedapoofed 

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

dissapearedapoofed by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005

Huney Disageement 

A real stand up good lookin smart as a whip crackerjack sharp as tack wacky gacky fella!

Person 1: Huney!
Person 2: That's not my name.
Person 1: It is now!
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Huney!
Person 2: I looked it up on Urban Dictionary it says it means "good looking woman."
Person 1: Well you're one of those things. (winks)
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Ok what if I made a flattering Urban Dictionary definition about your full name?
Person 2: Full name?
Person 1: Huney Disageement.
Person 2: Dear god.

Huney Disageement by Grumb0grumb0grumb0grumb0 May 21, 2021

Dissapering wizard 

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

Dissapering wizard by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

Dissapearing Purple 

A black womans vagina.

Branden: Do you want either gel or dissapearing purple?

Matt: Dissapearing purple? That sounds like a black womans vagina!

Dissapearing Purple by king6 February 22, 2011