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dissagilation 

This word was introduced by Jim Halpert on the American version of "The Office" as a threat to co-worker Dwight Schrute. It is assumed that Dwight will be in a great deal of trouble if he receives a dissagilation.

Thus, it is assumed it is a disciplinary action.
"Well. I want it on my desk by 5pm this evening, or you will receive a complete dissagilation"
dissagilation by Lance Doucette August 28, 2007
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disagilation 

Worse than 3 demerits, 5 citations, 4 violations, 1 verbal warning, 2 written warnings, and a disciplainary review put together. Let's put it this way you don't want to know what you happens when you get four.
Jim: What does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt--in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disagilation.
Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?
Jim: Oh you don't wanna know.
disagilation by Kiel H May 27, 2007

desagilation 

That which is above a demerit, citation, violation, verbal warning, written warning, and a disciplinary review.

You don't want one.
I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full desagilation
desagilation by Julian~ May 17, 2007

dissadulation 

term used by "Jim" from the "Office" that has severe repercussions
If you keep this up you'll get a dissadulation.

disagilation 

Meaning a serious talk about a fake subject
You we gonna need have a disagilation later if you and Yoda don't stop talking behind my back
disagilation by disagilation June 30, 2018

Disagilation 

When you are enjoying intercourse and your partner (partners) makes a disparaging remark about the size of any anatomical part of your body, causing you to cease your activity and enjoyment immediately.
Here we were, just banging away when I said, “Man, if your dick was just a little bit bigger, I would be way happier”, causing him to stop, jam on his jeans, sneer at me with disagilation.
Disagilation by Flippiejan February 8, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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