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disagilation 

Worse than 3 demerits, 5 citations, 4 violations, 1 verbal warning, 2 written warnings, and a disciplainary review put together. Let's put it this way you don't want to know what you happens when you get four.
Jim: What does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt--in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disagilation.
Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?
Jim: Oh you don't wanna know.
disagilation by Kiel H May 27, 2007

desagilation 

That which is above a demerit, citation, violation, verbal warning, written warning, and a disciplinary review.

You don't want one.
I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full desagilation
desagilation by Julian~ May 17, 2007

dissadulation 

term used by "Jim" from the "Office" that has severe repercussions
If you keep this up you'll get a dissadulation.

disagilation 

Meaning a serious talk about a fake subject
You we gonna need have a disagilation later if you and Yoda don't stop talking behind my back
disagilation by disagilation June 30, 2018

Disagilation 

When you are enjoying intercourse and your partner (partners) makes a disparaging remark about the size of any anatomical part of your body, causing you to cease your activity and enjoyment immediately.
Here we were, just banging away when I said, “Man, if your dick was just a little bit bigger, I would be way happier”, causing him to stop, jam on his jeans, sneer at me with disagilation.
Disagilation by Flippiejan February 8, 2019
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