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petty disagreement with green 

When you are distracted by an argument or fight between yourself and another and someone steals your shit.
Thomas: Boii your backpack got stolen while you were having a petty disagreement with green.

disagreement junkie 

A person who is pathologically contrary to everything that is said to him/her. Will argue black is white until they are blue...no green...no red in the face. Even if you agree with them they will rise up in opposition. Political life is the perfect arena for this kind of nonsense.
It's wonderful that Barack Obhama has become the first black president of the USA
He's not black, he's white!
Oh, you're such a disagreement junkie

Huney Disageement 

A real stand up good lookin smart as a whip crackerjack sharp as tack wacky gacky fella!
Person 1: Huney!
Person 2: That's not my name.
Person 1: It is now!
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Huney!
Person 2: I looked it up on Urban Dictionary it says it means "good looking woman."
Person 1: Well you're one of those things. (winks)
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Ok what if I made a flattering Urban Dictionary definition about your full name?
Person 2: Full name?
Person 1: Huney Disageement.
Person 2: Dear god.

The Disagreement Prophecy 

There will be a Great Disagreer who will restore balance to the earth. The Great Disagreer Will Disagree with anyone and always win the disagreement rather write or wrong. The Great Disagreer Will start a war and every person who disagrees with the Disagreer Will die. This will result in every person to be under the rule of the Great Disagreer.
Yo bro I think my mom is The Great Disagreer from The Disagreement Prophecy

Disapeenment

“Disappeenment” the feeling you get when you’ve waited to sleep with a guy only to find out he has a toty disco penis
I can’t explain - all the signs were there for it to be big—the height, the hands, the shoe size. It was such a disapeenment”
Disapeenment by Sarach2306 June 10, 2021

disagreement 

Shit that's not on yo terms in other words you don't agree
We had a little disagreement
disagreement by Tha Nigga To Ask April 15, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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