dissapeered

To leave due to a spouse or partner turning gay. Many people are also retarded and misspell the word disappear.

Guy1: All my hoes dissapeered in less than 24 hours.

Guy2: That's great! Do you want to go on a date?

Guy3: Sure!

dissapeered by RamenRat June 17, 2021

dissapearedapoofed

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

dissapearedapoofed by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005

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dissapeered • dissapearedapoofed • disabeered

disabeered

The phenomenon which occurs commonly in mid to high range parties where your beer is either: Misplaced;unidentifiable amongst the same brand labels;mistakingly taken from a fellow drinker of the same drop & more often than not.. Lack of memory.

Aj Dew: Hey, has anyone seen my beer? It was on the kitchen table & now its gone?!?!

Ady: Its Disabeered on ya mate... Let it go.

disabeered by Mc Flow September 25, 2006

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Disabeered

Your can/bottle of beer gets misplaced due to too many beer cans left sitting around and/or you're just unable to locate. As if your beverage of beer has done a disabeering act.

I swear I just placed my beer right here somewhere, it's as if it Disabeered on me

Disabeered by FroglickD' February 20, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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