dissapeered

To leave due to a spouse or partner turning gay. Many people are also retarded and misspell the word disappear.

Guy1: All my hoes dissapeered in less than 24 hours.

Guy2: That's great! Do you want to go on a date?

Guy3: Sure!

by RamenRat June 17, 2021

dissapearedapoofed

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005

disabeered

The phenomenon which occurs commonly in mid to high range parties where your beer is either: Misplaced;unidentifiable amongst the same brand labels;mistakingly taken from a fellow drinker of the same drop & more often than not.. Lack of memory.

Aj Dew: Hey, has anyone seen my beer? It was on the kitchen table & now its gone?!?!

Ady: Its Disabeered on ya mate... Let it go.

by Mc Flow September 25, 2006

Disabeered

Your can/bottle of beer gets misplaced due to too many beer cans left sitting around and/or you're just unable to locate. As if your beverage of beer has done a disabeering act.

I swear I just placed my beer right here somewhere, it's as if it Disabeered on me

by FroglickD' February 20, 2026