Dishwasher's Prerogative 

the right for the roommate that actually washes the dishes to wash their dishes first and with priority

roommate 1: "everytime roommate 3 does the dishes, he washes all of his and then only some of the rest"
roommate 2: "well thats the dishwasher's prerogative"

Dishwasher's Prerogative by bigguy557 September 13, 2025

schrodinger's dishwasher 

A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.

B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.

A. "Do you know if the dishwasher ran last night?" "I'm not sure. It's Schrodinger's dishwasher."

B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"

schrodinger's dishwasher by Angrist December 6, 2016

Dishwasher salmon 

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

Dishwasher salmon by LightningStu April 21, 2022

Dishwasher Smasher

When u hit a dishwasher repeatedly like ur humping a girl and throwing plates like its a stack of monkey

I've heard my friend do the dishwasher smasher all night

Dishwasher Smasher by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai 

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.

I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Swedish Dishwasher

When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.

Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.

Swedish Dishwasher by matty tee September 30, 2010

soap the dishwasher 

railing your bitch with soap (usually bar)

after she wash the dishes, i soap the dishwasher

soap the dishwasher by my peep is on the fritz June 29, 2006