dishonourable discharge

You go to a dude's house thinking you're up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.

Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.

dishonourable discharge by Clitteratti August 27, 2015

dishonorable little shit

Biden

Biden is a dishonorable little shit

dishonorable little shit by Skeet fuck shit April 2, 2021

Dishonorable Discharge 

Stinky, runny diarrhea.

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

Dishonorable Discharge by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012

Dishonorable Discharge 

(n) The dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the Vietnam War when sailors found that the local prostitutes loved having men fart into their mouths. They combined this sex act with the embarrassment of being kicked out of the Navy to coin the term.

Dude, that bitch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!

Dishonorable Discharge by The Sandwich Maker April 6, 2010

Dishonorable Discharge 

1.) Dishonorable Discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected sex after promising to pull out ahead of time.

2.) The act of ejaculation, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. Ex-Girlfriend, Girlfriend's sister, Your sister, Your Mom.

So I was really planning to pull out but lost focus... dishonorable discharge.

Dishonorable Discharge by IrishChaldog June 15, 2010

Dishonorable Fist 

The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.

Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.

Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.

Dishonorable Fist by auaiomrn August 21, 2011

dishonorable discharge 

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

dishonorable discharge by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009