dishabled

dish·a·bled
/dishˈābəld/
adjective

(of a person) having a physical or (more likely) mental condition that limits his or her ability to clean up, wash, or put away dishes.

My sister-in-law : Alright, we cooked. I say Ben has to do the dishes.

Me: Don't bother asking him. My husband can't wash the dishes. He's dishabled.

dishabled by tsoda_pop October 2, 2013

Disabledsenses 

A mineman who blatantly cheats and uploads against known players.

Dewgs: Fighting disabledsenses and ivan would be fun on cb!

Disabledsenses by speedywoot June 25, 2018

mentholly disabled 

you've run out of menthol ciggies.

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

mentholly disabled by themostbubblewrapever.yeah.x2 November 21, 2009

Disabled Football clan 

Disabled Football clan discord server

Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members

Disabled Football clan by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021

time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

time disabled by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

disabledsenses 

A mineman who uses blatant misplace and looks like Verzide when he pvps. Retweets weird stuff.

Person 1: Bro did you see what disabledsenses retweeted
Person 2: Yeah bro wtf he had his tongue out

disabledsenses by kenzsupremez June 25, 2018

Distable 

To receive Social Security

My neighbor doesn't work because she's distable

Distable by That lawnmower dude January 18, 2018