And you have got to say that Ronaldo has given the Academy Award Performance of the year with that injury.
by blashada October 15, 2017
An individual who steals the last crum of food off a plate but doesn't have the moral sense to ask if any one else would like the last piece.
by blashada September 06, 2012
A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender
This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.
This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.
Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad
Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid
Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid
by blashada October 18, 2012
1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
by blashada October 19, 2012
A generation of Australian males and females that have been defined based on a mixture of alcohol abuse and large scale violence or rioting
Old Man: When I was a young man when we had a riot, we had a riot over free speech and other great causes. But when when you youngesters have a riot you have it over angry birds what has this country come to.
Young man: yeah thats nice grandpa now where did you say the liquor cabnet was "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
Old man: Oh not again I'm sick of The swollen generation
Young man: yeah thats nice grandpa now where did you say the liquor cabnet was "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
Old man: Oh not again I'm sick of The swollen generation
by blashada October 30, 2012
Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure
Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor
Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor
Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
by blashada October 18, 2012
When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.
Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.
Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
by blashada November 23, 2012