disern 

Present tense (disern): A word used to tell someone that they should not do something, because of a possible bad outcome if they do.

Past Tense (Diserned): Used when someone had been told not to do something.

I would disern you to click that sketchy link.

I diserned him that he shouldn't play by the river but he didn't listen

disern by Instrumental janitor May 12, 2023

disenlightenment 

1) The loss of ability to do Cognitive Thinking. Likely the product of common core or other dumbed down educational scholastic education. More inclined to believe a Dogma than to allow that dogma to be tested by reason.

2) Refusing to entertain the discussion of opposing views. Refusing to look at the facts of the real results of an action/reaction in favor of an emotional position.

Unlike the Age of Enlightenment or Age of Reason where in 1715 - the Age of Enlightenment gave us... "... a range of ideas centered on reason as the primary source of authority and legitimacy, and came to advance ideals such as liberty, progress, tolerance, fraternity, constitutional government, and separation of church and state." ( lifted from Wikipedia ) Now we have an "Age of Dis-Enlightenment" where the dogma of the (insert ideologue here) is more important than facts or actual scientific evidence of the effects from some idea/program/political party position.

Colin Kapernick's actions, that have caused viewership of the NFL, to take a dramatic hit via his political "protest" by taking a knee, have gone on to a new level of disenlightenment by now praising the late Fidel Castro as a good leader.

disenlightenment by SaltyFishyFun November 28, 2016

Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disengenuious dense motherfucker by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

disenfranchise

To abstain from eating fast foods.

He disenfranchised and started eating healthy 30 days and 15 pounds ago.

disenfranchise by nom de plumb May 10, 2009

Diserplmea 

A rare and contagious disease that is spread through direct eye contact. Symptoms include:
1. Treats every object and thing like a scratch and sniff sticker, including liquids
2. Only knows English, but has random outbursts of fluent Korean
3. Is afraid of financial stability and music
4. Has violent seizures while making bomb Rigatoni
5. Is deathly afraid of the number six
7. Can't stop using phrases like "dope!" and "lit!"
8. When the disease takes full control, victim can shape-shift into a Cinnamon Roll at will

If you see anyone with the symptoms of Diserplmea, shoot on site!

Diserplmea by Vlad the Impaler (B.v and A.c) December 2, 2019

disenfrantchised

A person is disenfrantchised when they can no longer rant about a particular issue because that issue has ended.

Old Dave at the pub is very unhappy he's been disenfrantchised; he was always ranting about how they should bring back National Service and now they have.

disenfrantchised by Jollyer June 8, 2015

hisen fisen disen 

a word or group of words used to express varied emotion often vulgar such as suck my hisen or go fisen yourself and finnaly i hisened your mom fucker so hisen fisen dison you cock smokin dang lickin swollen genitalia humpin 3 sandwich eatin bo dagged ass bitch
or as used on the simpsons by mr burns in refrence to elvis

hisen fisen dison mr burns

hisen fisen disen by j to the h February 19, 2005