disconbooberated 

See discombobutlated
dis·com·bob·u·late (dskm-bby-lt)

To throw into a state of confusion. See Synonyms at confuse.

I am totally disconbooberated trying to figure out women.

disconbooberated by averybaddog December 17, 2008

discombooberated 

What Rod Serling says on the Twilight Zone.

To be confuzzled.

The travelers were discombooberated.

discombooberated by SeeYasInHell April 29, 2009

discombooberated 

What Bret Michaels says when he means to say "discombobulated".

I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"

discombooberated by JRPinCT March 23, 2010

discabooberated 

when things have gone awry or have been jacked up beyong normalcy.

man, your belt is all kinds of discabooberated.

discabooberated by Ragnar October 24, 2002

discobooperated 

To be all bent out of joint over nothing. Overly stressed generally all the time. A highly entertaining state of nervousness. Hilarious overreaction.

The mail just arrived but I'm not about to get all discobooperated over it.

discobooperated by Purplegirl36 September 28, 2017

Disconboobulated 

Working at Toys "R" Us in Willow Grove, PA

10 min breaks 4 season is disconboobulateing

Disconboobulated by Sublimefly November 24, 2003

disconnoberated 

That not-quite-with-it, not-quite-keeping-up, not-quite-actually-in-control feeling. The not-enough-sleep, a-bit-hungover, just-been-Tango'd feeling, like you want to shake the muzziness out of your head. And your life. When you stop in the middle of a sentence, staring at the inside of your forehead with your mind's eye, lost in a trance, and someone interrupts you and you say "Wha...? Umm..." That feeling.

I'm really disconnoberated today

disconnoberated by Lokidtc August 19, 2008