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discombooberated 

What Bret Michaels says when he means to say "discombobulated".
I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"
discombooberated by JRPinCT March 23, 2010

disconbooberated 

See discombobutlated
dis·com·bob·u·late (dskm-bby-lt)

To throw into a state of confusion. See Synonyms at confuse.
I am totally disconbooberated trying to figure out women.
disconbooberated by averybaddog December 17, 2008

Discomboobulated 

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.
Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."
Discomboobulated by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010

discomboobulated 

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.
After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.
discomboobulated by fakebarney December 4, 2011

discabooberated 

when things have gone awry or have been jacked up beyong normalcy.
man, your belt is all kinds of discabooberated.
discabooberated by Ragnar October 24, 2002

Discomboobilated

When your boobs don't seem to fit right in the cups of your bra. They seem to pop out, get double boob, nip slip, etc.
I adjusted the straps on my bra and now boobs seem all discomboobilated.
Discomboobilated by hornygirl2 September 8, 2011