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discombooberated 

What Rod Serling says on the Twilight Zone.

To be confuzzled.
The travelers were discombooberated.
discombooberated by SeeYasInHell April 29, 2009
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discombooberated 

What Bret Michaels says when he means to say "discombobulated".
I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"
discombooberated by JRPinCT March 23, 2010

disconbooberated 

See discombobutlated
dis·com·bob·u·late (dskm-bby-lt)

To throw into a state of confusion. See Synonyms at confuse.
I am totally disconbooberated trying to figure out women.
disconbooberated by averybaddog December 17, 2008

Discomboobulated 

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.
Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."
Discomboobulated by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010

discomboobulated 

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.
After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.
discomboobulated by fakebarney December 4, 2011

discabooberated 

when things have gone awry or have been jacked up beyong normalcy.
man, your belt is all kinds of discabooberated.
discabooberated by Ragnar October 24, 2002

Discomboobilated

When your boobs don't seem to fit right in the cups of your bra. They seem to pop out, get double boob, nip slip, etc.
I adjusted the straps on my bra and now boobs seem all discomboobilated.
Discomboobilated by hornygirl2 September 8, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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