I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"

discombooberated by JRPinCT March 23, 2010

disconbooberated

See discombobutlated
dis·com·bob·u·late (dskm-bby-lt)

To throw into a state of confusion. See Synonyms at confuse.

I am totally disconbooberated trying to figure out women.

disconbooberated by averybaddog December 17, 2008

Discomboobulated

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

Discomboobulated by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010

discomboobulated

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

discomboobulated by fakebarney December 4, 2011

discabooberated

when things have gone awry or have been jacked up beyong normalcy.

man, your belt is all kinds of discabooberated.

discabooberated by Ragnar October 24, 2002

Discomboobilated

When your boobs don't seem to fit right in the cups of your bra. They seem to pop out, get double boob, nip slip, etc.

I adjusted the straps on my bra and now boobs seem all discomboobilated.

Discomboobilated by hornygirl2 September 8, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026