Licking a person's shitty asshole in a swirling motion. Then spitting what you lick into a used water bottle and keeping it on your nightstand as a makeshift lava lamp, and adding every shitty asshole spit into it over time.
(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
A dirty Torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones ass then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.Then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the ass onto the chips then serve.
Don't eat the cheese dip it was probably from a dirty torres.