ProChoicePope's definitions

dirty tornado

Licking a person's shitty asshole in a swirling motion. Then spitting what you lick into a used water bottle and keeping it on your nightstand as a makeshift lava lamp, and adding every shitty asshole spit into it over time.

Dude, what is that on your nightstand?

Its my dirty tornado!

by ProChoicePope January 24, 2014