Definitions by ProChoicePope

dirty tornado 

Licking a person's shitty asshole in a swirling motion. Then spitting what you lick into a used water bottle and keeping it on your nightstand as a makeshift lava lamp, and adding every shitty asshole spit into it over time.

Dude, what is that on your nightstand?

Its my dirty tornado!

dirty tornado by ProChoicePope January 24, 2014