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dirty reuben love 

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.
I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.
dirty reuben love by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Dirty Ruben

A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo
Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night
Dirty Ruben by Rozza Gooner April 14, 2020

Dirty Reuben 

A sandwich, hamburger or wrap that makes a mess with dripping of fluid or sauce. Spills and splashes of liquid that fall from the sandwich and land on your clothes and leaves stains. Food that drips sauce, grease or other liquid on your clothes. The Dirty Reuben originates from the Reuben sandwich, which is messy sometimes.
You were enjoying a hamburger until the the toppings fell out the bottom and made a Dirty Reuben on your shirt.

Or; You bit into a meatball sub that gushed sauce on to your face & clothes. Leaving you in a dirty Reuben moment.
Dirty Reuben by Reno/flex December 8, 2018

Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.
Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.
Dirty ruben by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021

Dirty Reuben 

A sex act which starts off with the man wearing those Groucho Marx-looking glasses. You know…the ones with the fake nose and mustache. Next the man has anal sex with his female partner. After the man ejaculates into her anus he stuffs grilled corned beef and sauerkraut in the woman’s “dirty” anus mixing it around and coating the sandwich mixture nicely with his used cum. Next the man (still wearing his Groucho glasses of course) removes the Reuben mixture, places it between two pieces of toasted rye and feeds it to the woman. Voilà! A Dirty Reuben!
Man, did you see that Dirty Reuben show in Tijuana last week?
Dirty Reuben by Cavedwellar October 26, 2006

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.
goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben
Dirty Ruben by makimammy October 12, 2022
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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