by Pianorno Pianovanna October 31, 2019
A Rueben (made of 100 % awesome) is a creature that lives to love and loves to live. A hard-working man that derives his self-gratification from working like a maniac, until he has nothing left in him. Naturally talented in the arts and music. Lover. Philosopher.
"Did you see that Rueben back there?"
"It was like he was made of awesome!"
"Can we get one for our place?"
"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."
"It was like he was made of awesome!"
"Can we get one for our place?"
"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."
by mouseiemouse February 3, 2010
by Hol ma Beer March 20, 2020
Big dicked sexy mofo. When you see Rueben you instantly get horny and start drooling. He's a party starter and sure is the sexiest hottest and cutest motherfucker alive. Probably a faggot too 😻
by dickbiggerthanthesun April 6, 2021
by Dude, where's our limo? August 23, 2004
Rueben is a black man who is the father of mavaega. He is very short and hot and likes Joshua more than his own son. He also loves kool-aid.
by Polo rueben November 22, 2022
Hot and genourus but lazy good and nice to woman he’s the kind of guy that will treat you right great at sport especially Gaelic football a messer in school never does homework but pulls all the ladies
Rueben that’s him so sexy
by Your soul plank November 5, 2018