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A Rueben (made of 100 % awesome) is a creature that lives to love and loves to live. A hard-working man that derives his self-gratification from working like a maniac, until he has nothing left in him. Naturally talented in the arts and music. Lover. Philosopher.
"Did you see that Rueben back there?"

"It was like he was made of awesome!"

"Can we get one for our place?"

"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."
Rueben by mouseiemouse February 3, 2010
Wow look at that guy snort pixie sticks, he has to be a rueben
Rueben by Hol ma Beer March 19, 2020
Big dicked sexy mofo. When you see Rueben you instantly get horny and start drooling. He's a party starter and sure is the sexiest hottest and cutest motherfucker alive. Probably a faggot too 😻
Wow did you see him. They're such a Rueben!!! 😻😻😻
Rueben by dickbiggerthanthesun April 6, 2021
Rueben - Sri-lankan term for the natorious wide mouthed frog (see- God for an explanation)
"BEWARE Orla! Rueben is coming!"
Rueben by Dude, where's our limo? August 23, 2004
hes such a rueben, him and those toes
rueben by piger March 14, 2007
Rueben is a black man who is the father of mavaega. He is very short and hot and likes Joshua more than his own son. He also loves kool-aid.
Yo look mavaega is running with rueben.

Bro rueben likes joshua more than ega bro.
Rueben by Polo rueben November 22, 2022