dirty penguino
A three-some containing a White, Black, and Latino hence a penguin is white and black, and penguino is a Spanish word for penguin.
dirty penguino by DirtyPenguino July 5, 2014
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dirty penguin
When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.
dirty penguin by Dr. Gobles March 19, 2005
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Dirty Penguin
the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.
Dirty Penguin by benboozle January 18, 2013
Dirty Penguin
Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.
Dirty Penguin by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008
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dirty penguin by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
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dirty-penguin by skidded August 3, 2010
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Examples
Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...
OR
Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...
Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...
OR
Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...
Dirty Penguin by Atmospherium Ashley September 7, 2010
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