Mikeagod's definitions

sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair

Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

dirty penguin

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day

He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

strawberry swirl

when you fuck a girl on the rag and when your done you slap your bloody dick on her face

april didn't like the strawberry swirl i gave her last night

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Strawberry Milk Shake

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.

I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Instant Pussy

it is the same as a booty call

I'm going to call sarah for some instant pussy

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

red rain

when you have a female on the rag drip the blood on you face

we were so horny she red rained on my head.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Snow Ball

When you blow a load in your girl's mouth and she spits it in her hand an slaps you across you face.

April didn't like that I cam in her mouth so she slapped me with a snow ball.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005