dirty penguin

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day

He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

golden doughnut

when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole

I gave her a golden doughnut last night

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Golden doughnut shake

when you piss in someone's ass and then shucks it out

last night i drank amanda's golden doughnut shake.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair

Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

red ring

when you are have sex a very tight girl and you are so rough that you rip her pussy wider causing a ring of blood around your dick

I guess she wasn't as experienced as she thought because in the morning we discovered a red ring.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Instant Pussy

it is the same as a booty call

I'm going to call sarah for some instant pussy

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Snow Ball

When you blow a load in your girl's mouth and she spits it in her hand an slaps you across you face.

April didn't like that I cam in her mouth so she slapped me with a snow ball.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005