Mikeagod's definitions

strawberry swirl

when you fuck a girl on the rag and when your done you slap your bloody dick on her face

april didn't like the strawberry swirl i gave her last night

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

pussy mouth

when you fucking and your girl rubs her pussy juice all over her face and has you pretend it's another girl's pussy.

she reached down and put all her cum on her lips. she then told me "I want you to think about eating rachels hot pussy while I fuck you."

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

golden doughnut

when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole

I gave her a golden doughnut last night

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

pussy pleaser

a man who knows how to please a woman

all the ladies know i'm a pussy pleaser

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair

Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

red ring

when you are have sex a very tight girl and you are so rough that you rip her pussy wider causing a ring of blood around your dick

I guess she wasn't as experienced as she thought because in the morning we discovered a red ring.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Strawberry Milk Shake

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.

I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005