13 definitions by Mikeagod

red rain

when you have a female on the rag drip the blood on you face

we were so horny she red rained on my head.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole

I gave her a golden doughnut last night

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day

He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

When you blow a load in your girl's mouth and she spits it in her hand an slaps you across you face.

April didn't like that I cam in her mouth so she slapped me with a snow ball.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.

I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

all the ladies know i'm a pussy pleaser

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

when you fucking and your girl rubs her pussy juice all over her face and has you pretend it's another girl's pussy.

she reached down and put all her cum on her lips. she then told me "I want you to think about eating rachels hot pussy while I fuck you."

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005